mostawkwardmomentss:

When I get a random boner while watching TV

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(via ruinedchildhood)

frageile:

reasons why you should date me

  • i’ll make you a sandwich

  • i have amazing taste in music

  • i’m too ugly to cheat

  • i have no friends so i can spend lots of time with you

  • i have netflix

(via pizza)

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via asianconfusion)